Mandi Ki Tab Hadh Ho Gyi Jab Shulab Sochalaya Wale Ne Kaha Bhaiya Bahut Dino Main Aaye Ho Aaj Kal Kuch Khaa Nhi Rahe Ho Kya Sapne Woh Nhi Hote Jo Aap Nind Main Dekhte Hai Sapne toh Woh Hote…

Sali : Piyaar Kab Hota Hai Jija : Jab Rahu Ketu Shani Ki Dasa Khraab Ho Aapka Mangal Kamzoor Aur Bhagwaan Maze Lene Ke Mood Main ho   Mariz : Mera Heart Barabar Chalega Na Meggy Ke Baad Mentos Ki…

Pappu Apni Patni Se Pappu : Pata Nhi Konsa Mousam Chal Raha Hai Wife : Kyu Kya Hua Pappu : Fan Chala Kar Kambal Aud Kar Soota Hu Aur Garam Paani Se Nahata Hu Wife : Lagta Hai Kono Aapki…

Husband : Kashh Main Ganpati Hota Tum Roz Meri Pooja Karti Mujhe Laddu Khilati Bada Maza Aata Wife : Haaan Kaash Tum Ganpati Hote Main Roz Laddu Khilati Aur Har Saal Visarjan Karke New Ganpati Ghar Laati Bada Maza Aata…

Ek Dost Dushre Dost Se : Kya Tumne Jhoot Pakad Ne Wali Machine Dekhi Hai Dushra Dost  : Dekhi Nhi Mere Pass Main Hai Arey Maine Toh Usse Shaadi Ki Hai !!!!

Husband : Kal Mere Sapne Main Ek Ladki Aayi Thi Wahh Kya Ladki Thi Wife : Akele Aayi Hogi Husband : Tumhe Kaise Pata Wife : Uska Husband Mere Sapne Main Aaya Tha !!!

Teacher : Chinto Se Past Aur Future Tense Ki Koi Paribhasa De Kar Batao Chinto : Ek Khub Surat Ladki Ko Dekh Kar Buddhe Past Tense Main Aur Ladke Future Tense Main Chale Jaate Hai !!!  

Patient : Doctor Shab Operation Ke Baad Mera Heart Barabar Chalega Doctor : Haan Aap Chinta Mat Kijiye Jab Tak Aap Jinda Ho Tab Tak Aapka Heart Barabar Chalega !!!

Wife : Tumhe Kuch Yaad Bhi Rehta Hai Aaj Humari Wedding Anniversary Hai Husband : Ohoo Main Toh Bhool Hi Gya Tha Aao 2 Minute Ka Moun Rakhe

Meggy Ke Baad Ab Mentos Ki Bhi Zaanch Honi Chahiye Kitni Baar Khaa Chuka Hu Lekin Dimaag ki Batti Aaj Tak Nhi Jali !!