Wife:-       Papa ka Phone aaya hai… Kah rahe Hai ki…aapke Saale ke liye Ladki Dekne Jana Hai, Aapko Bi Chalna Hai….! Husband:- Sasur Ji se Kah Do…Apne Hisaab se Dekh Le…  Yahan to Kud ka Decision hi…

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Bhikari – Bhagwan Ke Naam Par Kuch De Do Seth Ji Seth – Abhi Khule Nhi Hai Kal Le Lena Bhikari – Humhare Kaam Main Udhaar Nhi Chalta Seth Ji  

Agar Doston Ke Ghar Jaao Unko Bulane Toh Sabse Pehle Unka Baap Nikal Kar Aisa Ghurte Hai Jaise Hum Taliban Se Taluk Rakhte Hai

Desh Ke young Ke Liye Ek Sandesh Agar Tum Desh Badalana Chahte Ho Toh  Abhi Badal Dalo Kyu Ki Agar Shadi Ho Gyi Toh Tum Desh Kya Tv Ka Channal Bhi Nhi Badal Paaoge

Father – Beta Tumne 2 Year Ki Collage Life Main Sabse Muskil Kaam Kon Sa Shikha Beta – Bus Ki Chat Par Baith Kar Tezz Hawaon Main Ek Tilli Se 3 Cigrate Jalana

Agar Aap Dushro Ki Biwi Ko Dekh kar Yeh Sochte Hai Ki Kaash Yeh Meri Biwi Hoti Toh Yakin Maaniye Bhai Shahb Uska Pati Bhi Bilkul Yahi Sochta Hai

Wife – Kaisi Lag Rahi Hu Main Aaj Husband – Acchi Lag Rahi Ho Wife – Ek Sher Kaho Na Mere Liye Husband – Yeh Jo Lag Rahi Ho Tum Itni Pyaari Ish Par Lag Jaati Hai Meri Tankhaa Saari

Agar Aapki Wife 2 Sim Wala Mobile Use Kar Rahi hai Toh Keval Wife Ke Naam Se Hi Save Kare Wife 1 Ya Wife 2 Naam Se Kabhi Na Save Kare Pappu Bhai Ki Salah Icu Se

Jyotish – Beta Tum Bahut Study Karoge Somu – Pandit Ji Study Toh Pichle Four Year Se Kar Raha Hu Yeh Batao Pass Kab Hounga