Funny Sms
Kiya Mosam Aya Hai,
Her Taraf Pani hi Pani Laya Hai,,
Tum Ghar se Mat Nikalna,
Warna Log Kahen gy,
,
Barsaat Abhi Shuru hi Hui Hai,
Aur,
Mendak Nikal Aya Hai…;-p:D
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Ek Admi ki Apny Dost se Arsay Baad Mulaqat Hui..
Admi: Q Bhai, Shadi Kerwa li Ya
Abhi Tak Apny Kapray Khud hi Dho Rahy Ho??
Dost Roty Huwe Bola:
“Tumhari Dono Baton Ka Jawab Haan Hai”…:-0:(
Hahaha
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The Only Person who can Order a Woman
to Stop Talking
And In Reply
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She gave Smile to him,,
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He Is,,,
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A Photographer…:-)
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Current se Bhi Bara Jhatka,
Insaan Ko Tab Lagta Hai,
Jab Usay Pata Chalay,
K Wo
Baghair Package k
“Mobile Data Net”
Use Ker Raha hai…;-p:0
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Great people talk about things…
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Small people talk about other people…
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And legends never talk –
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they send MESSAGES!!! LOLX
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Ek Murghi Ko Qatal Karen,
Oil Me Usay Ghusal Den,
Phir Dahi Ka Sufaid Kafan Den,
Shan Masalay se Khushboo ki Dhuni Den,
Is k Baad Chawal me Is ki Qabar Banaen,
Jab Tayyar Ho Jaye To Phir Mujh Ko Dawat Den,
Ta k Is Ki Maghfirat Ki Dua Ki Ja Sake..:)
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Thori Thori Hi Sahi,
Magar Baaten to Kiya Kero,,
“Dost”,
Chup Rehty Ho To
Aqalmand se Lagty Ho..:-p
Hahahaha
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How do I react when I see
someone extreeeemly smart?
I stare and stare and stare &
I smile & smile & when I get tired,
then I put the mirror down.
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Mareez: Doctor Sahab, Aap ny jo Dawa Likh ker di thi,
Wo to Kahin nahi mili,
Pura Shehar Chhan mara hai..
Doctor: Ohooo,
Dawai to me Likhna hi Bhool gaya tha,
Ye to Mere Signature hen..;-p:-0
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Meri Harkaton ko Yehi Soch ker Muaaf ker Dena,
“Dosto”,,
K Tum “Mera” Kuch bhi nahi Bigaar sakty..;-p
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