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"Double meaning jokes in Hindi" refer to humorous statements or puns that carry two interpretations, one being innocent and the other risqué or suggestive. These jokes exploit the ambiguity of words, often playing on their alternate meanings or sexual innuendos, resulting in humor appreciated by some and deemed inappropriate by others.
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Double Meaning Jokes In Hindi
- मांगता हूँ तो देती नहीं हो,
जवाब मेरी बात का;
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- और देती हो तो खड़ा हो जाता है,
रोम-रोम जज्बात का,
- मुंह में लेना तुम्हे पसंद नहीं,
एक भी कतरा शराब का,
- फिर क्यों बोलती हो कि धीरे से डालो,
बालों में फूल गुलाब का,
- वो सोती रही मैं करता रहा,
इंतज़ार उसके जवाब का,
- अभी उसके हाथ में रखा ही था कि उसने पकड़ लिया,
गुलदस्ता गुलाब का,
- उसने कहा पीछे से नहीं आगे से करो,
दीदार मेरे हुस्न-ओ-शबाब का,
- उसने कहा बड़ा मज़ा आता है जब अन्दर जाता है,
कानो में एक एक लफ्ज़ तेरे प्यार का!
- स्कूल मे मेडम बच्चो से..
- मेडम : आज कुछ मजेदार पहेलियाँ पूछती हूँ जवाब सोचकर बताना
बच्चें : जी मेडम,
- मेडम : ऐसा कौन-सा पान हें जिसको खाया नहीं जा सकता?
पप्पू : पप्पू जोर-जोर से पेट पकड कर हँसने लगा.
मेडम : क्या हुआ पप्पू?
इतनी हँसी क्यों आरही हें?
- पप्पू : मेडम आप भी ना कैसे-कैसे सवाल करती हो…‘स्तनपान’.
मेडम : नालायक, गधे.
‘जापान’.
- लड़का : दादाजी, आप क्या पढ़ रहे हो..???
दादा जी : बेटा इतिहास.
लड़का : दादा जी, क्यों झूठ बोल रहे हो…
ये तो सेक्स की किताब लगती है.
दादा जी : अबे BossDK, मेरे लिए तो अब इतिहास ही है ना
- मोदी जी ने गर्भवती महिलाओं को 6000 की सहायता देने का ऐलान किया है
इधर गांव में….
साली– जीजा जी हमने जूते छिपा दिये हैं
जीजा– जूते वापस तो दे दो अब
साली– नहीं मैं तो दो हजार लूंगी
जीजा का दोस्त– दो हजार का क्या करोगी,
बोलो तो सरकार से 6000 दिलवा दूं
- modee jee ne garbhavatee mahilaon ko 6000 kee sahaayata dene ka ailaan kiya hai
idhar gaanv mein….
salee– jeeja jee hamane joote chhipa diye hain
jeeja– joote vaapas to de do ab
salee- nahin main to do hajaar loongee
jeeja ka dost– do hajaar ka kya karogee,
bolo to sarakaar se 6000 dilava doon
- गर्लफ्रेंड– अब हम बहुत ज्यादा बदनाम हो गए हैं,
अब हमें शादी कर लेनी चाहिए
बॉयफ्रेंड– लेकिन ये तो बता इतनी बदनामी के
बाद हमसे शादी करेगा कौन?
- पुलिस वाला पार्क में बैठे एक जोड़े को देख रहा था.
पुलिस– क्यों भाई रात होने वाली है पार्क में ऐसे क्यों बैठे हो?
लड़का– हम दोनों शादीशुदा हैं
पुलिसवाला– तो घर क्यों नहीं जाते, घर जा कर बैठो-लेटो हमें क्या?
लड़का– अजी यहां आप नहीं मानते वहां इसका पति
और मेरी पत्नी कैसे मानेगी
पुलिसवाला बेहोश…
- Polic vaala paark mein baithe ek jode ko dekh raha tha.
polic– kyon bhaee raat hone vaalee hai paark mein aise kyon baithe ho?
Ladaka– ham donon shaadeeshuda hain
polic vaala– to ghar kyon nahin jaate, ghar ja kar baitho-leto hamen kya?
Ladaka– ajee yahaan aap nahin maanate vahaan isaka pati
aur meree patnee kaise maanegee
polic vaala behosh…
- पप्पू लड़की को प्रोपोज़ करने गया तो प्रोपोज़ करने का नया तरीका ढूंढ निकाला…
पप्पू (लड़की से): तेरे पास लं* है?
लड़की (हैरानी से): नहीं।
पप्पू: तो मेरा लेगी क्या?
- टीचर :” एक KISS बहुत ही खतरनाक होता है.”
स्टूडेंट: ” कैसे ?”
टीचर :” एक बार में चालीस हजार
कीटाणु ट्रांसफर हो जाते हैं “.
स्टूडेंट : ” इसका कोई इलाज है आपकी नजर में ?”
टीचर :” इसका कोई इलाज नहीं है “.
स्टूडेंट : ” मेरे पास है इसका शर्तिया इलाज “.
टीचर :” क्या इलाज हो सकता है ?”
स्टूडेंट : ” KISS को वापस लौटा दो
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- ख़ुशी पैसों पर नहीं
परिस्थितियों पर निर्भर करती है I
एक बच्चा गुब्बारा ख़रीद कर ख़ुश था
तो दूसरा उसे बेच कर..!!!
तीसरा उसे फोड़कर!!!!
और
चौथा पहन कर
- Banta: Jagah Nahi Milne Se Log Sex Nahi Kar Pate.
Santa: Pehli Bar Mere Sath Aisa Hi Hua.
Banta: Fir?
Santa: Fir Ladki Ne Bataya Jagah Tango K Beech Hai.
- Pandit Ji Ek Ladki Ke Sath Sex Kar Rahe Thhe.
Ek Admi Ne Unko Khidki Mein Se Dekh Liya Or Hairani Se Poocha.
Aadmi: “Pandit Ji, Ye Aap Kya Kar Rahe Ho?”
Pandit Ji Ke Ye Sunte Hi Tote Udd Gaye Aur Gabra Gaye. Par Achanak Dimag Kam Kiya Aur Bole.
Pandit Ji: “Jo Log Nek Kaam Nahi Karenge Ussko Yahi Saza Milegi“
- Girl Dentist Se: Is Daant K Dard Se To Rape Karwana Jyada Achcha Hai.
Itna Dard To Nhi Hota?
Dr.: Confirm Batao Kya Krna H?
Me Chair Usi Hisaab Se Set Karu…
- Saas:Aane Do Mere Bete Ko,
Usey Baith Kar Samjhaungi Tumhari Kartut..
Bahu:Koi Faida Nahi.
Saas:Kyu..?
Bahu:Q K Tum Baith K Samjhaogi Or Main Let K Samjhaungi
- A Very Sexy And Attractive Female Employee Apne Boss Ke Cabin Mein Bethi Thhi Ek Dum Se Usne Apne Boss Ko Kaha
“Sir! Will U Remove Something From My Breast”
Boss: “Wow Whats That?”
Employee: “Your Eyes Sir“
- Ladki Apne Padosi Ladke Ko Bata Rahi Thhi
Ladki: “Meri Jeans 2500 Ki Hai, Shirt 2200 Ki Aur Shoes 3000 Ke Hai”
Ladka: “Bas Kar Bhonsdi Ki, Pahle Chain Band Kar, 50 Rs Wali Phulon Wali Chaddi (Panty) Nazar Aa Rahi Hai“
- Do Ladka Ladki….. aha!
Raat k andhere me…. aha!
Jhaari k pichhe…. aha!
Daba daba k…. aha!
Chus chus k …. aha!
Frooti pe rahe the…
- Boy: Can I tuoch u r Software,
Girl: First show me u r Hardware,
Boy: Can I Download it in u r Hole?
Girl: use ANTIVIRUS first.
- Mom: Tujhe ladka pasand aaya ho to baat aage chalayen.
Girl: Ladka to theek hai but mota hai.
Mom: TV chahe 14″ ka ho ya 29″ ka remote 6″ ka hi hota hai.
- A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
.
.
Books And Study
- What is the best family planning slogan on a municipal bus?
A: Kripaya aage se nahin peeche se chadhiye.
- Don t carry umbrella during rain, keep WHISPER on ur head
becoz ye ghanto tak geelepan ka ehsas bhi na hone de.
- Why Mahendra Singh Dhoni has no girlfriend?….
Because,
he drinks 2 liter of milk daily.
- I am sending a LU#D for u
L= Lots of Love
U= Unlimited care
#= Never ending friendship
D= Deep affection
so HOLD my LU#D and Enjoy your self.
- Tange utha k karo. Tange faila k karo.
Ghuma ghuma k karo. Aage piche dono taraf karo,
Jitna karoge utna halka mehsoos hoga. it is yoga
Double Meaning Jokes in Hindi for Adults
Double meaning jokes in Hindi for adults are humorous expressions that contain a clever play on words, often having more than one interpretation, with one of them being subtly suggestive or risqué. These jokes are meant for mature audiences who can appreciate the clever wordplay without taking offense. Remember, the key is to enjoy the humor and not to offend anyone.
Joke: A husband asked his wife, "Aaj hum biryani khaane chalein?" She replied, "Nahi, mujhe aaj dieting pe dhyaan dena hai." He chuckled and said, "Achha, toh biryani pe dhyaan aur apne pati pe bhi?"
New Double Meaning Jokes in Hindi
New double meaning jokes in Hindi bring a fresh dose of humor to delight audiences. These jokes may employ contemporary references or modern language to entertain while maintaining the essence of clever wordplay.
Joke: A friend asks his buddy, "Tu weekend pe kya kar raha hai?" His friend replies, "Ghar par, aaram se." With a mischievous grin, the first friend retorts, "Aaram se ya, ghar par aaram karne wali aa rahi hai?"
Funny Double Meaning Jokes in Hindi
Funny double meaning jokes in Hindi guarantee hearty laughs. They capitalize on puns and dual interpretations, leaving the listeners giggling and amused.
Joke: A salesman visits a house and asks the lady, "Aapka husband ghar pe hai?" She winks and says, "Nahi, unka charger office mein chhoda tha."
Latest Double Meaning Jokes in Hindi
The latest double meaning jokes in Hindi are up-to-date with the latest trends, making them relatable and enjoyable for contemporary audiences.
Joke: Two colleagues chatting in the office. One asks, "Yaar, tujhe multitasking aata hai kya?" The other grins and says, "Haan, main saath mein boss ko khush karke, salary badhwa leta hoon."
Clean Double Meaning Jokes in Hindi
Clean double meaning jokes in Hindi are crafted with a focus on wordplay without crossing any explicit or inappropriate boundaries. They are meant to be light-hearted and enjoyable for a wider audience.
Joke: A wife complains to her husband, "Tum bahut boring ho gaye ho." He replies, "Main? Boring? Toh kal picnic pe chalte hain." She asks, "Sach mein? Kahan?" He smirks, "Sach mein, hospital ke bahar."
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