Rajnikanth doesn`t shave. He just looks in the mirror and dares hair to grow.
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Headlines of Today:
Ek train cycle ki chapet mein aayi,
train mein sawar sabhi log mare gaye.
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Cyclist, Rajnikanth Faraar!
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Rajnikanth killed a terrorist in Pakistan `via Bluetooth`.
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Rajnikanth was practicing for a spelling test,
the rough sheet he used is known as Oxford dictionary.
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The new Rupee symbol is actually Rajnikanth`s signature.
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I don`t fear exams now because at the beginning of every answer.
I shall write: `According to Rajnikanth.`
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Rajnikanth wear sunglasses to save the sun from his eyes.
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Rajnikanth ordered a dosa at MacDonald`s and he got it.
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Q:Why India`s enemies like China and Pakistan are in north.
A:Because Rajnikant is in south.
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The ultimate and the Rajnikanth award goes to `OSCAR`!