Rajnikanth One Liners :
- Facebook, Twitter, Orkut and Myspace has joined Rajnikanth.
- When Rajnikant logs on to facebook.com, facebook updates its status message!
- Rajinikanth sneezed only once in his entire life, that’s when the tsunami occurred in the Indian ocean.rajnikant can buy a bourneville…he doesnt have to earn it…
- In the past, Rajnikant was using tooth powder to make his teeths stronger.Today we know that tooth powder as:….Ambuja Cement
- Rajinikanth’s calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajanikanth.
- if RAJNI Kant then nobody Can!!!(
- Rajnikant knows what came first, chicken or egg!
- Neo was “the one” Rajinikant is “the only one”
- Some magicans can walk on water, Rajnikant can swim through land.
- Rajnikant irons his Pants with them still on.
- India actually didn’t have 50,000 crores for organizing the Commonwealth games… Rajnikanth gave it to them!
- The movie ‘300′ was initially planned to be made with Rajinikanth. It was originally named ‘1
- I have got so many rajnikanth jokes on my mobile phone……..dat i dont require a charger now:)
- Once Rajnikant and a small girl were playing cards. Rajni loses the game inspite having 3 ACES. Why?? Because The girl had 3 RAJNIKANTS
- Rajnikant can easily fly like a elephant
- Gf: Mera koi picha karte rehta hai…Rajni: ok..Nxt day…Gf: Hey… where the hell is My Shadow????
- Rajnikanth’s postal address: Rajnikanth , Madras
- Rajanikanth can eat lunch before breakfast.
- Rajnikanth can find a lost virginity
- Once all media men went to rajinikanth to ask if he feels bad of the jokes circulated. Rajini said : “DO YOU THINK THEY ARE JOKES”
- What is Rajnikanth’e email address ? Rajnikanth@Rajnikanth.Rajnikanth
- Rajanikanth took 12 wickets in one match.
- Rajanikanth got nobel prize in acting.
