1 The best feeling in the world is to know that you actually mean something to someone.
2 Never be a busy signal on the Prayer line
3 I’d rather have honest enemies than fake friends.
4 Scratch here ¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦ to reveal my status?
5 When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
6 I believe there should be a better way to start each day… instead of waking up every morning.
7 I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!… He’s dreaming too.
8 Failure is not an option — it comes bundled with Windows.
9 Live and Let Live
10 When there’s a will, I want to be in it.
Part 2
S.no. Quotes and Status
1 There are three sides to an argument – your side, my side and the right side.
2 Sometimes you succeed…. and other times you learn.
3 Whatever it is — I didn’t do it!
4 When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it.
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6 Some people call me Mike, you can call me tonight.
7 How is a poor man a lot like a rich man? They both have an iPhone.
8 Be good and Do good
9 If there is a WILL, there are 500 relatives.
10 That’s the secret to life… replace one worry with another.
PART 3
S.no. Quotes and Status
1 I’m not online, it’s just an optical illusion.
2 In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
3 Please think Positive
4 Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
5 My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
6 The richer you get, the more expensive happiness becomes.
7 Never test how deep the water is with both feet.
8 Friends come and go, but enemies remain and build up.
9 Never let an opportunity pass by you.. just grab it
10 I love my job only when I’m on vacation
PART 4
S.no. Quotes and Status
1 Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter… people the opposite.
2 Stop worrying about the world ending today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia.
3 If you don’t succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.
4 The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
5 Smile today, tomorrow could be worse.
6 Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off.
7 His story is History, My Story is Mystery.
8 Happy to be with my Love ?
9 Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.
10 Not all men are fools, Some stay bachelor.
PART 5
S.no. Quotes and Status
1 Never let success get to your head. Never let failure get to your heart.
2 Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity.
3 Save water drink beer.
4 If at first, you don’t succeed.. Keep flushing.
5 I drink to make other people interesting.
6 she’s so fake, if you look behind her neck. I bet it says “Made in china”.
7 When everything comes your way.. Then you are on the wrong way.
8 80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% are having brain.
9 People say, you can’t live without love…I think oxygen is more important.
10 I talk to myself because i like dealing with a better class of people.
PART 6
S.no. Quotes and Status
1 Person you love is 72.8% water.
2 Nothing is over until you stop trying.
3 I am not virgin, My life fucks me everyday.
4 Success is like being pregnant everybody congratulates you, But nobody knows how many times you got fucked to get there.
5 Never make eye contact while eating a banana.
6 I used to be an atheist, But then i realized i’m God.
7 Warning…I know KARATE…….And few other oriental words.
8 I am so poor that i can’t pay attention in class.
9 Oh, So you wanna argue, Bring it. I got my CAPS LOCK ON.
10 I am not drunk, I am just chemically off-balanced.
PART 7
S.no. Quotes and Status
1 I love to walk in fog, Because nobody knows i am smoking.
2 Be a good person, But don’t try to prove.
3 Nothing in the world is more common than unsuccessful people with talent.
4 The greatest advantage of speaking the truth is that you don’t have to remember what you said.
5 Failure is the opportunity to begin again more intelligently.
6 If people are trying to bring you ‘Down’, It only means that you are ‘Above them’.
7 Sharing your problems with others doesn’t help rather people who took pity on u increases
8 life is hell.. yet LIVE the EVIL..
9 I want to restore MY life…
10 Dekhi Zamane Ki Yaari,Bicchde Sabhi Bari-Bari..
PART 8
S.no. Quotes and Status
1 If someone hates you for no reason….. Well, give them one good one.
2 Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you
3 If you’re talking behind my back, you’re in a good position to kiss my ass!
4 I will win, Not immediately But Definitely.’
5 Had a really great “Night Out” last night, According to my police report.
6 can u watch it!!!! iam having a conversation right here u jerk
7 FUCK ur PAST…SMOOCH ur PRESENT….KISS ur FUTURE…!!!!
8 I don’t have dirty mind, I have Sexy imagination.
9 If you want to make your dreams come true, The first thing you have to do is wake up.
10 When someone says, “You’ve Changed”, It simply means you’ve stopped living your life their way.
PART 9
S.no. Quotes and Status
1 I would rather say bitch plzz!!! Instead of arguing wid u…..
2 My attitude your problem your attitude my foot
3 I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition
4 If you can’t convince them, Confuse them.
5 When nothing goes right..!! Go left.
6 If you are gonna be two-faced, Honey at least make one of them pretty!
7 I know i am something, Because god doesn’t create garbage.
8 I am always right, Once i thought that I am wrong, But i was wrong.
9 Expectations leads to Disappointments..
10 What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger.
PART 10
S.no. Quotes and Status
1 Most smilies r started by another smilies
2 Deepest Feeling Always Hurt You.
3 I work for money, For loyalty Hire a Dog.
4 When i was born..Devil said..”Oh Shit..!! Competition”.
5 If you like me Then raise your hand, If not then raise your standard.
6 I am not failed……My success is just postponed.
7 Some people are alive only, Because it’s illegal to kill them.
8 Mistakes are proof that you are trying.
9 There is only three things are required for the impression that is your attitude……attitude… N… .attitude
10 Xcuse me..I found something under my shoes. . ohh its ur attitude.