Baba Ji Ek Swadesi Girl Friend Bhi Launch Kar Do Jo Pizza Burger Ke Bajaye Ayurvedic Churan Khaati Ho Sasti Padegi Hum Jaise Berozgaaron Ke Liye !!!

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Pappu Ne Apne Dost Se Kaha Iska Jawaab Google Ke Pass Bhi Nhi Hoga Ki Jab Ladkiyan Akele Main Cheenk Marti Hai Toh Sorry Kise Bolti Hai

Ek Banda Girls Hostel Chocolate Bechne Gya Ek Bhi Nhi Bikki Kisi Ne Salah Di Saamne Ladko Ke Hostel Main Jaao Wahan Sab Bikk Jayegi Yeh Ladkiya Kabhi Karid Kar Nhi Khaati

Piyaare Lal Ne Ek Sabha Ko Sambhodit Karte Hue Kaha Jo Tumko Ho Pasand Wohi Baat Kahenge Tum Din Ko Agar Raat Kaho Toh Raat Kahenge Shaadi Sudha Log Khade Ho Jaaye Aapka Rastiye Gaan Gaaya Jaa Raha Hai !!!

Raju Apne Dost Se Suna Tha Barbaad Kar Deti Hai Sharab Har Peene Wale Ko Pehli Baar Bechne Wala Diwaliya Hua Hai !!!

Ek Samay Vijay Ko 11 Mulk Ki Police Search Kar Rahi Thi Aur Aaj Ek Vijay Ko 11 Bank Ke Chairman Search Kar Rahi Hai !!!

Aaj Ke Samay Ki Ladkiyon Ko Aisa Ladka Chaiye Jiska Future Accha Ho Aur Ladko Ko Aisi Ladki Chaiye Jiska Past Accha Ho !!!

Pappu Apni Premika Se Sabse Dukh Dai Break Up Chin Main Hote Hai Har Taraf Usi Ka Chehra Dhikhai Deta Hai !!!

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