Wife Ne New Phone Liya Aur Apne Pati Ko Surprise Dene Ke Liye Kitchen Main Jaa Kar Phone Kiya Wife : Kaise Ho Jaanu Pati : Haan Darling Baad Main Phone Karta Hoon Abhi Woh Chudail Kitchen Main Hai !!!!!…

Shaadi Sudha Ki Zindgi Main Do Kharche Toh Lage Hi Rehte Hai Biwi Gori Ho Toh Sun Screen Aur Kali Ho To Fair And Lovely  

Sapne Woh Nhi Hote Jo Aap Nind Main Dekhte Hai Sapne Toh Woh Hote Hai Jinhe Dhikha Ke Woh Aapse Airtel Ka Recharge Karva Leti Hai  !!!

Pehla Dost : Tera Ek Teeth Blue Kaise Ho Gya Dushra Dost : Yaar Maine Ink Lagaai Hai Pehla Dost : Woh Kyu Dushra Dost : Kyu Ki Aaj Kal Bluetooth Ka Jamana Hai !!!

Ek Dukhi Aadami Bola Aisi Zindagi Se Toh Mout Acchi Achanak Yamdoot Aaya Aur Bola Tumhari Jaan Lene Ka Hukm Hai Aadami Lo Batao Ab Insaan Mazaak Bhi Nhi Kar Sakta

Pati : Patni Se Paani Pila Do Patni : Kya Piyaas Lagi Hai Pati : Gusse Se Nhi Gala Check Karna Hai Kahi Se Leek Toh Nhi

Papa : Itne Kam Number Do Thappad Marne Chahiye Tinko : Haan Papa Chalo Maine Master Ji Ghar Dekha Hai !!

Saali : Jija Ji Sasuraal Main Damaad Ko Sabse Jayada Sammaan Kyu Milta Hai Jija : Kyu Ki Woh Jaante Hai Ki Yahi Woh Mahaan Aadmi Hai Jisne Ghar Ke Toofan ko Sambhal Ke Rakha Hai !!!

Teacher : Jinda Rehne Ke Liye Kya Chiz Jaruri Hai Banti : Ek Mulakaat Jaruri Hai Sanam

Pehla Aadmi : Maine Apni Beti Ki Shadi Sirf 1500 Rupey Main Ki Dushra Aadmi : Woh Kaise Pehla Aadmi : Maine Usse 1500 Rupey Main Mobile Dilaaya Aur Usne Love Marriage Kar Li