100 Best Memes Jokes For Fun

General Funny Jokes

1. I told my computer I needed a break… now it won’t stop sending me KitKat ads.
2. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
3. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She hugged me.
4. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
5. I tried to organize a hide-and-seek tournament, but good players are hard to find.

Workplace Humor

6. Why don’t we ever see the boss in meetings? Because they’re too “executive-ly” busy!
7. My boss told me to have a good day… so I went home.
8. “Zoom call will only take 5 minutes” is the corporate version of “I’m almost there.”
9. Typing “LOL” at work meetings feels like a social lifeline.
10. Office coffee is proof they’re testing our loyalty.

Relationship Jokes

11. My girlfriend told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.
12. Love is like Wi-Fi. You can’t see it, but you know when you’ve lost the connection.
13. My partner and I laugh about the same things… usually my decisions.
14. I asked my wife if I was the only one she’s been with. She said, “Yes, the rest were all nines and tens.”
15. Relationship math: 1 pizza = 2 slices for me, 6 for her “sharing.”

Tech & Internet Memes

16. Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open.
17. My Wi-Fi went down for 5 minutes, so I had to talk to my family. They seem nice.
18. “Low Battery” is the modern-day horror story.
19. Why did the smartphone go broke? It spent all its apps.
20. AI writes better jokes than me. But at least I’m still in beta.

Foodie Fun

21. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up.
22. I ordered a chicken and an egg on Amazon. I’ll let you know which comes first.
23. Carbs are the only love triangle I’m okay with.
24. Why don’t tacos trust anyone? Because they always spill the beans.
25. Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is?

School & Education

26. Why did the math book look sad? It had too many problems.
27. Biology teachers are so full of life!
28. History teachers have too many “old-school” methods.
29. Why was the teacher cross-eyed? They couldn’t control their pupils.
30. I told my teacher I had no energy. They said, “Stop being so static!”

Shopping Jokes

31. My credit card loves shopping… me, not so much.
32. Shopping online is like dating. You add to the cart and hope for the best.
33. Why don’t we ever save money during sales? Because everything is 50% off but still 100% necessary.
34. I only shop when I’m stressed… so every day.
35. The biggest lie of adulthood: “I’ll just browse.”

Travel & Adventure

36. Why don’t mountains ever get tired? They peak too soon.
37. I booked a vacation to the Bermuda Triangle. My money disappeared instantly.
38. My suitcase has trust issues—every time it leaves, it gets checked.
39. Why do ghosts hate long-haul flights? Too much jet-lagging.
40. Airplane food: where taste takes off… and never lands.

Parenting Memes

41. Parenting is 90% saying, “Because I said so.”
42. I didn’t lose my sanity… my kids borrowed it and never returned it.
43. My kid asked me for a pet dinosaur. I said, “Sure, let me call Jurassic Park.”
44. Parenting math: 1 cookie = World War III.
45. Silence is golden… unless you’re a parent.

Animal Memes

46. Why don’t cats play poker? Too many cheetahs.
47. Dogs bark at mailmen, but if they see someone robbing the house, they’ll offer help moving the furniture.
48. Why don’t fish do homework? They’re swimming in excuses.
49. My parrot refuses to eat crackers… I think he’s going crackers.
50. Why did the cow go to space? To see the Milky Way.

Fitness & Health

51. My gym’s so expensive, I can’t afford to skip leg day.
52. Why don’t fitness instructors play hide-and-seek? They always want you to find your core.
53. I started jogging, but my fridge is too far.
54. Salad tastes better when someone else eats it.
55. My workout playlist is 90% skipping tracks.

Life Struggles

56. Why don’t we get manuals for life? Too many updates.
57. Being an adult is saying, “I’ll do it tomorrow,” every day until the end of time.
58. Why don’t people enjoy laundry? It’s a load of trouble.
59. My alarm clock and I have a love-hate relationship. Mostly hate.
60. I put “Procrastinator” on my resume. Still waiting for a reply.

Social Media Jokes

61. Instagram: “Be yourself!” Also Instagram: “Use this filter to look human.”
62. TikTok: where 30 seconds feels like 3 hours.
63. Social media is the only place where “I’m fine” means “I just cried for 2 hours.”
64. Why don’t influencers get sick? They’re always immune to negativity.
65. My phone storage: 99% memes, 1% actual photos.

Holiday Jokes

66. Santa’s sleigh doesn’t need GPS—it knows the claus of every stop.
67. Halloween: when skeletons finally come out of their shells.
68. Why don’t we eat turkey all year round? It’s on “seasonal” vacation.
69. Cupid’s arrows hurt more when you’re single.
70. New Year’s Resolutions: where ambition meets immediate failure.

Science Jokes

71. Why did the atom break up? It lost its bond.
72. My chemistry teacher told me to bond with nature… now I’m dating a plant.
73. Light travels faster than sound… which is why some people appear bright until they speak.
74. Why don’t astronomers ever get tired? They’re always in stellar shape.
75. I told my biology teacher I had a mutation. They said, “Adapt.”

Sarcastic Jokes

76. “I’m fine” = I’m falling apart but too polite to tell you.
77. “We’re short-staffed” is code for “You’re doing three jobs today.”
78. Sure, I love surprises… just not the ones that ruin my plans.
79. My life is like a browser with 25 tabs open. Three are frozen, and I have no idea where the music’s coming from.
80. “Do what you love, and you’ll never work a day in your life”… because they’ll never hire you.

Random Silly Jokes

81. Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.
82. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
83. Why don’t crabs donate? They’re too shellfish.
84. My bed is a magical place. As soon as I lay down, I remember everything I forgot to do.
85. I told my clock to stop ticking. It’s time to move on.

Dark Humor

86. Why do graveyards have gates? People are dying to get in.
87. I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it… until regret kicks in.
88. My shadow always leaves me in the dark. True backstabber.
89. When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand chocolate.
90. My wallet: “Am I a joke to you?”

Punny Jokes

91. I was struggling to figure out how lightning works… then it struck me.
92. I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
93. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
94. Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.
95. I told a joke about construction, but I’m still working on it.

Lazy Day Jokes

96. Why don’t we ever exercise? Too exhausting just thinking about it.
97. Netflix: “Are you still watching?” Me: “Don’t judge me.”
98. The only marathon I’m running is on Netflix.
99. My couch asked for rent money… because I’ve been living on it.
100. I’m not lazy. I’m on energy-saving mode.